“It’s like you were all hooked up to milking machines, and instead of complaining, you all painted your milking machines different colours, and put stickers on them, and argued over which milking machine was best.
I suppose these days, the entire entertainment industry regards most individuals as nothing more than a big consuming mouth wearing designer jeans full of money so what the fuck! So Transformers War for Cybertron.. Gather around and consume away you big jeans wearing mouth cattle things! “


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