It’s not pleasant to witness game studios hijack national pride but it’s the 4’th of July, and in an attempt to be topical, Ubisoft has released yet another Independence Day-themed trailer, backed by soundtrack that faintly resembles the Requiem for a Dream score.

You know, the movie which has a drug addict suck a dick and take it up the ass. It’s kind of apt considering videogamers are fiends for consumer choices that elevate button mashing challenges to higher ideals like freedom and patriarchy, etc.

Gamers of non-American origin, and those craving for the next AC title can temper their enthusiasm somewhat with this trailer that’s got 100,000 pageviews.

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